Preston Idaho: How Do They Do it?

Preston is more than just the setting for the movie Napoleon Dynamite. Oh, it is so much more. They have recently accomplished what I thought could not be done. What you ask could that be?

Let me give you a hint. Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun....yep, the citizens on Preston Idaho have put the local McDonald's out of business! In fact they have successfully made every fast food joint close their doors except one...Arctic Circle.

Yes it's true, in Preston, the Arctic Circle reigns supreme. I'm sure that fascinating studies could be done about this town. What is it about this Arctic Circle that makes every other hamburger joint seem like goat meat? I don't know the answers, but a town with this kind of power blows my mind. If they could shut-out the golden arches then just imagine what could be next.